do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
Me: (just out of shower. I’m wrestling with my office chair because it has something stuck under it)
Me: You…cunt come here…no…stop being an ass!
Me: Chair…got it.
Me: (towel has fallen over face, she’s trying not to laugh)
Me: Oh stop it, don’t point out my flaws.
Her: Can I point out your ceilings?
Me: (takes me a second) Oh…for fucks sakeihateyou.
Me: (throws towel off head)
Her: And to quell your rage you throw a towel at a bag.
Me: (laughing) Fuck. Off.
Her: (laughs more)
Me: (takes towel off and puts on dressing gown, throws it at other towel)
Her: You got a problem with that bag?