Myo's mutterings

beagsidhe:

onthesideoftheotters:

its cute and all but can we hone in on the fact that this puppy can jump lying down

I love how the cat is just like “what the hell is wrong with this thing?”

(Source: ibarradas21, via floofyfeather)

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

c4nc3r0u5-d15c0rd:

hungrylikethewolfie:

andythanfiction:

nerdsinmypants:

Stages of Deterioration in the Human Body

The Moment Of Death:
1. The heart stops.
2. The skin gets tight and ashen in color.
3. All the muscles relax.
4. The bladder and bowels empty. 
5. The body temperature begins to drop 1 1/2 degrees Fahrenheit per hour.

After 30 minutes:
6. The skin gets purple and waxy.
7. The lips, fingernails, and toenails fade to a pale color.
8. Blood pools at the bottom of the body.
9. The hands and feet turn blue.
10. The eyes sink into the skull.

After 4 hours:
11. Rigor mortis has set in.
12. The purpling of the skin and the pooling of the blood continue.
13. Rigor continues to tighten muscles for another 24 hours or so.

After 12 hours:
14. The body is in full rigor mortis.

After 24 hours:
15. The body is now the temperature of the surrounding environment.
16. In males, the semen dies.
17. The head and neck are now a greenish-blue color.
18. The greenish-blue color spreads to the rest of the body.
19. There is a pervasive smell of rotting meat.

After 3 days:
20. The gas in the body tissues forms large blisters on the skin.
21. The whole body begins to bloat and swell grotesquely.
22. Fluids leak from the mouth, nose, vagina, and rectum.

After 3 weeks:
23. The skin, hair, and nails are so loose they can easily be pulled off the corpse.
24. The skin bursts open on many places on the body.
25. Decomposition will continue until the body is nothing but skelital remains, a process that can take a month or so in hot climates, and two months or more in cold climates.

This is actually pretty interesting.

Important for writers…helps avoid either walking in and knowing someone died moments ago “from the smell” (unless that smell is piss and shit), or finding someone dead for a week that “looks like they’re sleeping.”

Reblogging for reference.

oh my fucking god I’ve been looking everywhere for something like this tHANK YOU

I spent a great deal of time looking this shit up when I was writing that smutty Johnlock fic. I regret nothing.

(via floofyfeather)

teapots-and-traditions:

disasternation:

teapots-and-traditions:

smittygir4mod:

crazyrodeogirl:

cryptidsandoddities:

In late December of 2003, security cameras at Hampton Court Palace, a huge tudor castle near London, captured a startling image. Security guards were unsettled to repeatedly find a fire door open when no one was apparently around. Upon checking the security tape, they were shocked by a ghostly figure, closely resembling King Henry VIII (who died in the 1500s).

Vikki Wood, a spokesperson for the Palace, said “We’re baffled too—it’s not a joke, we haven’t manufactured it. We genuinely do not know who it is or what it is.” They aren’t a ppc company, or even a company looking to gain from this oddity; they are just as baffled like most people who look at this footage.

A security officer, James Faukes, called the incident “unnerving,” and said they’d ruled out their costumed guides. “In fact, they don’t even own a costume like the one worn by the figure on the video. It was incredibly spooky because the face just didn t look human,” Faukes said.

I googled and yep this is legit: BBC article CNN article

Holy fuck this is real.

I go there quite frequently, and let me tell you, the place is fucking creepy. I was walking down a staircase that was supposed to be for staff use only (whoops I don’t read signs Amy is a bad person), and when I reached the bottom I swear to God I heard a small child singing ‘divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived’. Then a scream. 

I’m not shitting you in the slightest, I legit ran from that place so fast.

You know the story behind that rhyme, though, don’t you? It explains the ways that Henry VIII’s wives died. The first (Catherine something or other) was divorced, Anne Boleyn was beheaded, Jane Seymour died in childbirth, and so on. Most likely you just heard some kid repeating the rhyme. Still really creepy, though.

Trust me, I know the story behind it. We were taught it in school from year 3, but this wasn’t a kid repeating it. I was in an area meant strictly for staff, I had to go through about three security-locked doors before I found my way out, it was embarrassing. I was the only one there, no kids around.

(via roguesareth)

shepherd0821:

Types- RainbowDash.