Satan Hates Me: Praise the Lord!
Filthy Satan hates me so much but he can do nothing to me because Jesus is with me! The more we preach the way to salvation and the Truth, the more this dirty reptile beast will twirl on his tummy groaning in defeat. God bless you all and remember Jesus loves you.
…. How nervous must you be to actually post this sort of stuff… I mean seriously, it’s like going up to a tarantula and saying “I’m not scared of big spiders like you. I’m going to hit you with my shoe and you’ll go splat. But I’m not scared because I’m going to tell my daddy of you!” Then running away screaming. ¬_¬